I saw this translation on a packet of balloons that were used to decorate the room for the Mother's Day service.

Children can get suffocated by an inflated latex balloon, or part of it, when it gets boisterous.
Boisterous balloons should be dismissed immediately.

ATENTION
Package whit staples, remove than before give it to children.

Do not expose to excessive lightning or heat

I will keep an eye out for any more bad translations.